This is a parody of various, “how to survive a zombie apocalypse” webpages, articles, and shows.
Written with helpful additions by Laura Waterstripe and Francesca Coppa.
The serious stuff:
Even without snow goons, winter can be a deadly time for those without adequate shelter and heat and food. Please consider donating to your local charities that help those in need at this time of year. In Boston, I recommend Rosie’s Place or Pine Street Inn.
Stay warm and stay safe!